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  3. <TITLE>Eliza Web</TITLE>
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  12. <P align="center"><IMG height="34" src="logo.jpg" width="92" align="bottom" border="0"></P>
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  14. <P align="center">I am Eliza. I am an E-Therapist, much cheaper than a real one and
  15. just as effective!
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  19. <P align="center">I am also what you might call a schizophrenic therapist, or maybe
  20. a chameleon therapist. That is I have multiple personalities that you can
  21. choose from to fit your needs.</P>
  22. <P align="center">Please choose one of my<BR>
  23. personalities to proceed:</P>
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  26. <DIV align="left"><A href="eliza.html?Personality=Eliza">Eliza
  27. the Therapist</A></DIV>
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  29. <DIV align="left">Eliza the Therapist (Cranky)</DIV>
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  31. <DIV align="left">Eliza the Therapist (Drunk)</DIV>
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  33. <DIV align="left"><A href="eliza.html?Personality=Microsoft+Technical+Support">Microsoft Technical
  34. Support</A></DIV>
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  36. <DIV align="left"><A href="eliza.html?personality=Bill+Clinton">On the stand with Bill
  37. Clinton</A></DIV>
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  39. <DIV align="left">Press conference with Janet Reno</DIV>
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