'Hello, World!']; } public function db() { return World::find(random_int(1, 10000)); } public function queries($queries = 1) { $queries = $this->clamp($queries); $rows = []; while ($queries--) { $rows[] = World::find(random_int(1, 10000)); } return $rows; } public function fortunes() { $rows = Fortune::all(); $insert = new Fortune(); $insert->id = 0; $insert->message = "Additional fortune added at request time."; $rows->add($insert); $rows = $rows->sortBy("message"); return view("fortunes", ["rows" => $rows]); } public function updates($queries = 1) { $queries = $this->clamp($queries); $rows = []; while ($queries--) { $row = World::find(random_int(1, 10000)); $row->randomNumber = random_int(1, 10000); $row->save(); $rows[] = $row; } return $rows; } public function plaintext() { return response("Hello, World!")->header('Content-Type', 'text/plain'); } private function clamp($value): int { if (!is_numeric($value) || $value < 1) { return 1; } else if ($value > 500) { return 500; } else { return $value; } } }