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+From: "lara devine" <[email protected]>
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+To: [email protected], [email protected],
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+Subject: Fwd: Goldfish
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+Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 06:21:44
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+X-OriginalArrivalTime: 20 Feb 2001 06:21:44.0718 (UTC) FILETIME=[658BDAE0:01C09B05]
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+>> >Two builders (Chris and James) are seated either side of a table in a
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+> > >rough
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+> > >pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders beer and sits on a stool at
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+> > >the bar.
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+> > >The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit.
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris: - I reckon he's an accountant.
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+> > >
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+> > >James: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!
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+> > >
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+> > >The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets
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+> > >the better of Chris and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet
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+> > >he
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+> > >sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several
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+> > >beers
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+> > >get the better of the builder...
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris: - 'scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were
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+> > wondering
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+> > >
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+> > > what you do for a living?
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+> > >
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+> > >Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession!
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris: - Oh! What's that then?
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+> > >
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+> > >Suit:- I'll try to explain by example... Do you have a goldfish at
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+>home?
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris:- Er...mmm... well yeah, I do as it happens!
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+> > >
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+> > >Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a
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+> > >pond. Which is it?
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris: - It's in a pond!
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+> > >
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+> > >Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large
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+> > >garden
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+> > >then?
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
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+> > >
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+> > >Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town that if you
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+> > >have a large garden that you have a large house?
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house... built it
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+>myself!
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+> > >
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+> > >Suit: - Well given that you've built a five-bedroom house it is logical
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+> > >to asume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are
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+> > >quite
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+> > >probably married?
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children!
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+> > >
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+> > >Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active
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+> > >with your wife on a regular basis?
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris:- Yep! Four nights a week!
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+> > >
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+> > >Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate
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+> > >very often?
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris: - Me? Never.
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+> > >
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+> > >Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris:- How's that then?
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+> > >
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+> > >Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you
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+> > >about the size of garden you have, size of house, your family and your
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+> > >sex
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+> > >life!
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris: - I see! That's pretty impressive... thanks mate!
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+> > >
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+> > >Both leave the toilet and Chris returns to his mate.
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+> > >
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+> > >James: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
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+> > >
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+> > >James: What's a logical Scientist?
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
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+> > >
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+> > >James: - Nope.
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+> > >
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+> > >Chris: - Well then, you're a wanker.
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